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Spud Mates
Women seeking Men:
Warm, intelligent, loving and caring woman who likes long walks in the park and carefree fun in the playground. Looking for a sweet and sensitive man who can use the same care that my father used to when beating me with the ugly stick every time I poopie my panties.
Serious inquiries only please.
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uglystick@thespud.com
Tall, beautiful brunette with an eye for pleasure seeking wild, monster-monkey-sex with my brothers/cousins. I finally learned how to be a woman from Dad, so I'm ready for your lovin' Buddy-Bob.
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Sissy@thespud.com
Single, white transvestite midget in seek of loving partner to share romantic and fun times with. Only open minded ballplayers who don't mind swinging a small bat need to respond.
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TVM@thespud.com
Lonely female leper seeks similar male for quiet candlelight dinner, back rubs, and sloughing. No smokers, weirdos.
leperbabe@thespud.com
Recently divorced, vivacious red head seeks unintelligent spineless wimp who will let me kick the shit out of him.
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redhead@thespud.com
Antisocial female - slightly overweight, seeks 10 inches of vibrating plastic so that I can eliminate all further human contact.
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antisocial@thespud.com
Perky brunette likes kitties, puppies, hot cocoa, cabbage patch dolls, doilies, valentines, poodle skirts, and hugs desires tall, sensitive man who will give me the violent death I deserve.
perky@thespud.com
Trailer park nymphomaniac desires another abusive alcoholic rodeo clown - Third time's a charm.
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trailernympho@thespud.com
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