Spud Mates
Men seeking Women:
White Christian male seeks born-again fox. Must be into Kierkegaard and deep butt action.
christian@thespud.com
Hideously ugly male desires dead woman for possible long-term relationship. Age and race unimportant.
SEE MY PHOTO 
ugly@thespud.com
Sensitive guy tired of bar scene looking for intelligent attractive female to pay off my Visa and blow me during BayWatch.
sensitive@thespud.com
Black professional male, financially secure, gourmet cook, excellent physical shape, desires attractive articulate black female to help me track down and kill Michael Bolton.
blackpro@thespud.com
