Christopher Reeve is a quadriplegic actor. He has never climbed Mount Everest.

Reinhold Messner is considered by many to be the best mountain climber of all time. He was the first person to solo Mount Everest without supplemental oxygen.

Why climb Mount Everest? Because it is there? NO! Because there might be a Golden Spud on top. So whether you're a disabled Superman or an Austrian adrenaline junkie, it's time to reach for the icy potato.

WARNING: This little flash animation adventure will make you sicker than Mexican tap water. Hint: what happens to a colostomy bag at 28,000 feet? - You've been warned!